Arrr, Harris's matey be dodgin' questions like a scallywag in witness protection, savvy?
2024-09-06
Arrr, in the grand broadcast of "America's Newsroom," fair Dana Perino did beseech the cheeky Ian Sams, mouthpiece of the Harris-Walz crew, on the matter o’ Harris’ elusive nature when it comes to gabbin’ with the press. Where be the matey for a good yarn, eh?
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the Vice President Kamala Harris and her merry band of campaigners who be soundin’ the horn against the scallywags who dare question her absence from the media seas. A spokesperson named Ian Sams be claimin’ the lass will soon be surfacin’ for more interviews as the fateful election approaches.But lo! A clever wench named Dana Perino did query whether it be wise to stake all her doubloons on an upcoming showdown with the notorious Captain Trump, when she’s only parleyed once in 47 days! Ian, steadfast as a ship's anchor, declared she did indeed chat with Dana Bash on CNN, a fine exchange, though Dana countered, “One interview hardly fills the sails!”
Sams be insistin’ that the media be turning their spyglasses on Harris now that she’s the chosen one, ignoring her many interviews prior. He swore she be takin’ questions on the campaign trail, but Dana called him out, sayin’ a friendly chat about debate prep ain’t the same as takin’ the heat from the press!
As the fateful duel on the 10th approaches, both captains be gatherin’ their crews for a battle of wits. Let’s hope Harris finds her sea legs before she faces the stormy Trump winds!