"Arrr, a tall tale 'bout foreign scalawags votin' might just scuttle the whole ship o' government, savvy?"
2024-09-06
Arrr, me hearties! The Republicans be itchin’ for a brawl 'bout a phantom menace—noncitizens swabbin' the deck of democracy with their votes! Aye, ’tis as real as a kraken in a bathtub! Let’s hoist the sails of reason and sail away from this nonsense, savvy?
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about them rascally Republicans, who be lookin' fer a scallywag of a fight o'er a ghost o’ a notion! Aye, they be claimin’ that noncitizens be runnin' rampant, sneakin' into the polls like rats on a ship, castin' ballots like they own the seven seas. But I tell ye, this scourge be as real as a mermaid in a tavern – naught but a figment o’ their imaginations!