Arrr, Gov. Shapiro be sayin', "Don’t be underestimatin' Cap’n Trump in the debate with lass Harris!" Har har!
2024-09-06
Avast, me hearties! Governor Josh Shapiro be tellin' the crew o' "The View" that while they be takin' jabs at that scallywag Trump, they best be mindin' his silver-tongued ways in debate! Aye, he be a crafty sea serpent in the wordy waters! Arrr!
Arrr mateys! Gather yer sea legs as I regale ye with the latest squabble from the landlubber world of politics! Captain Josh Shapiro, the Governor of Pennsylvania, be warnin’ the crew of ABC's "The View" that the former scallywag President Trump be no ordinary foe for the Vice President Kamala Harris in their impending debate showdown on the morrow. Aye, they’ll be battlin' it out in Philadelphia, a city ripe for a tussle!Shapiro, savvy as a seasoned sailor, acknowledges that despite Harris takin’ the helm for the Democrats, Trump be a master debater, wrapped in charm and trickery. He’s got the tongue of a silver-tongued serpent and the bravado of a pirate captain! “Don’t underestimate the ol' buccaneer!” he warns, as Trump be ready to parley and dodge questions like a true swashbuckler.
Meanwhile, Harris, a tough-as-nails prosecutor, be steerin’ her campaign toward the center, tryin’ to keep her ship steady. But hold on, she might be caught off guard when the blustery Trump throws a cannonball of questions her way! Shapiro believes it’s a sign of strength when one’s positions evolve, much like a pirate changing course to catch the wind. With Pennsylvania’s precious Electoral College booty at stake, this debate be one for the ages—mark yer calendars, ye scallywags!