"Arrr! Judge McCarthy, yer a daft seadog, yet stumbles upon treasure by delayin' the scallywag's sentence!"
2024-09-06
Arrr, savvy sea dogs! Ol' legal buccaneer Andrew McCarthy be sayin' Judge Juan Merchan had no choice but to put off the sentencing o' Captain Trump. Yet, the judge's yarn spun for the delay be as clear as murky waters—foul bias, it be! Aye, what a scallywag!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round to hear the latest tale of the high seas of justice, where Judge Juan Merchan be postponin’ the sentencing of the notorious former President, Donald Trump, ‘til after the 2024 election! Aye, the judge be raisin’ the lantern to Nov. 26, but the winds of immunity be blowin’ in his sails, settin’ the stage for a proper hullabaloo.Ye see, Trump be sayin’ it be a dastardly deed to sentence him just as the election sails into port. With 34 felony charges weighin’ him down like an anchor, ye’d think he be a pirate lookin’ fer treasure, but it be just a wee business-records offense – a mere trifle in the grand sea of law! Alas, the judge be actin’ more like a scallywag than a fair captain, as he be settlin’ the date just as the boat races start in Pennsylvania.
So, Merchan, ye need to heed the call of reason! With the Supreme Court’s ruling on presidential immunity loom’n like a storm, postponin’ the sentencing be a no-brainer, savvy? Aye, it’ll take longer than a voyage ‘round the world to settle this mess! So, raise a mug of grog and toast to the wild ride ahead, fer who knows what the tides of fate will bring before Thanksgiving! Arrr!