Arrr, matey! David Marcus be sayin’ Harris, the AP, and JD Vance be scuttlin’ our fine political ship!
2024-09-06
Arrr, me hearties! The word on the high seas be that the Harris vessel be takin' on water! Mayhap she can right her ship by spillin' the beans to the landlubbers. Truth be the compass, savvy?
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of high seas deceit, where the cunning Vice President Kamala Harris and her merry band of media scallywags decided to twist the words of the noble JD Vance like a ship's anchor in a whirlpool! A grievous school shooting had occurred, and instead of showin’ respect, they chose to hurl insults from their crow’s nest, claimin’ Vance said such tragedies be a “fact of life.” Arrr, but he merely called fer stronger security, savvy?The Associated Press, in a fit of mischief, cast a headline that made Vance appear as if he were belittlin’ the horror of school shootings, when in truth, he was addressin’ it head-on! The AP had to raise the white flag and retract their foul claim, but not before 2.5 million unsuspectin’ landlubbers saw their treachery.
But wait! The Harris crew went further, claimin’ Vance said we must “get over it,” a fabrication more ludicrous than a parrot in a top hat! Alas, the truth lies buried beneath the waves, as most of the crew won’t bother to click the video that reveals the truth. So, let this be a lesson to ye: ‘tis a slippery sea of lies out there, and it be high time Harris and her crew learn the value of honesty, lest they sink beneath the weight of their own fabrications! Yarrr!