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"Blimey! Scallywag schemed to send the Hebrew crew to Davy Jones on the fateful day o' October 7th!"

2024-09-07

Arrr, matey! A scallywag of 20 summers from Pakistan found himself in the clink in Canada, schemin’ like a landlubber to unleash chaos at a Jewish haven in New York! The Justice Department be hot on his trail, aye! What a bumbling knave he be!

Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags and lend me yer ears! A tale of treachery, ye see, emerges from the frosty lands of Canada, where a landlubber of but twenty seasons was caught in a nefarious plot! This scallywag, hailing from the distant shores of Pakistan, had set his sights on a dastardly deed – a mass shooting at a fine Jewish center in the bustling heart of New York. Aye, what madness!

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