The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, Georgia be tryin' a jolly new scheme, puttin' landlubber parents on trial fer them school shootin' shenanigans!"

2024-09-07

Arrr, matey! In a right unfortunate tale, four souls met Davy Jones at Apalachee High! Now, the law be layin' the blame on a scallywag lad and his old sea dog of a father, who thought giftin' a piece to the lad be a grand idea! What folly be this!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale most grim from the shores of Apalachee High School, where tragedy struck like a cannonball to the hull! Four landlubbers met their untimely fate, and the scallywags in charge be pointin' their fingers at a young lad and his old sea dog of a father!

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