Arrr! NYPD chief's matey be an ex-lawman, gettin' grilled fer bein' a shady 'fixer' fer the finicky clubs!
2024-09-07
Arrr, listen ye landlubbers! NYPD's Captain Caban’s doppelganger, a scallywag of a former copper, be under the gaze of the law for playin’ the "fixer" fer taverns and night spots! Aye, the New York Post be spillin’ the beans, and the rum be flowin’! Har har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of intrigue in the bustling port of New York City! It seems the twin brother of Police Commissioner Edward Caban, one James Caban, a scallywag of a former cop, be under the watchful eye of the federal buccaneers for playin' the role of a "fixer" for high-falutin' eateries and taverns! Aye, they say he be smooth talkin' his way into swanky joints like Marquee and PhD, easin’ the tension betwixt the law and the merry makers.This be no ol’ Mafia tale of broken windows and broken bones, but more of a whisperin', "My brother’s a big shot; let’s make y'er fines disappear!" Reports say that when a tavern got a noise citation or an underage drinkin' complaint, James would swagger in and pay a visit to the precinct heads, many of whom also be in murky waters with the feds! Talk about a right ruckus!
As the feds raid the homes of both Cabans and their mates, it seems the apples don’t fall far from the tree in this tangled web of corruption. Between noise complaints and shady dealings, it be a right spectacle of folly on the high seas of city politics! Yarrr, this tale be far from over, so keep yer spyglass handy, me hearties!