Arrr, Maher be sayin' the 'obnoxious' left be worse than the scallywag mafia, 'specially after givin' RFK Jr.'s lass a rough time!
2024-09-07
Arrr! HBO’s Bill Maher be hoisting the sails fer fair lass Cheryl Hines, who took a cannonballin’ from the landlubber liberals fer stickin’ by her matey, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., after he pledged loyalty to the ol’ captain Trump! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of politics!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a lass named Cheryl Hines, an actress who found herself in a stormy sea o' criticism after her matey, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., cast his lot with the former captain Trump! Aye, Bill Maher, the salty sea dog o' HBO’s “Real Time,” laid into them liberal scallywags who sought to drag Hines through the muck for standin’ by her swashbuckler of a husband."Attackin’ the missus? Even the mafia keeps their cannons pointed at the foes!" he guffawed, raisin’ a toast to Hines’ loyalty. She had shared her heartfelt thanks to all who sailed alongside her husband in his presidential voyage before he suspended his campaign. The lass even expressed that her heart was at odds with her man’s choices, but love’s a tricky anchor, aye!
But alas, the lefty brigands took to their ships o' social media, blastin’ Hines for not throwin’ her husband overboard. Maher, fierce as a tempest, called out the bullies, sayin’ such behavior reveals an ugliness among them liberals. "In practice, they be bullying!" he roared, remindin’ all that true loyalty can be a double-edged sword on the high seas of marriage. So here’s to love, even when the winds blow fierce! Yarrr!