Arrr, five schemes by Harris an' Walz be sendin' Latinos to Trump’s ship, could hand him the treasure chest!
2024-09-07
Arrr, matey! The Democratic crew be givin’ a wink and a nod to our Latino mates, actin’ all jolly-like. But beware! Their true colors be showin’ through, like a scallywag’s treachery! Aye, their words be sweeter than rum, but their deeds be as salty as the sea!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of how the Democratic crew be missin' the mark with the fine folk of the Latino seas. For years, they’ve blundered about, pushin' their hard-left sails, only to find Latinos settin' their compasses toward the conservative shores! Yarr, it be no surprise that ol' Trump be snaggin' 40% of the Latino vote, whilst Kamala be flounderin' at a mere 55%!Ye see, mateys, the Democrats be squawkin' about abortion like parrots on a perch, but their message be lost on many a Latino heart. Most reckon late-term abortion be a cursed notion! They could've followed the wise sails of Obama, but instead, they hoisted the flag of unrestricted abortion, causin' many to clutch their pearls in horror!
Then there be the specter of socialist leaders from the South, hauntin' the minds of those who fled tyranny to find freedom on these shores. And let’s not forget, Latinos treasure family above all! The specter of the state takin' children away for not jivin' with new identities? Blimey! That sends shivers down the spine!
So here’s the tale, me mateys: the Democrats be riskin' the loss of the Latino vote with their unchecked policies. If they keep sailin' this course, ol' Trump might just be settin' records, and the tides may turn in favor of the Republican fleet! Yarrr!