The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Mr. Greedy, a plunderin’ penguin with 230 scallywag spawn, has met Davy Jones at the ripe age of 33!

2024-09-07

Arrr, matey! A jolly ol' penguin from the shores of Africa, he be sired a fine crew o' wee offspring! He be part o' the grandest colony o' feathered sea-farers in North America, as the landlubbers at the zoo be yappin'! A true swashbuckler of the high seas!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ’bout a most peculiar fowl of the briny deep! Yonder be an African penguin, a cheeky scallywag who sailed the seas of life, leavin’ behind a whole fleet o’ wee hatchlings. Aye, this feathery lad was quite the randy rascal, spreadin’ his genes across the seven seas!

Read the Original Article