The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Harris be takin' aim at Trump 'bout the baby makin' in her latest jolly ad, savvy?"

2024-09-07

Arrr, matey! This here ad be settin' sail in far-off battlegrounds, as more scallywags be shoutin' that the matter of abortion be their top treasure! Aye, the winds of change be blowin' fierce, and we be ready to plunder the vote! Yarrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I've got a tale to spin 'bout an ad settin' sail across the treacherous waters of our battleground states! Aye, it seems the winds of change be blowin', and a fair share of landlubbers be shoutin' that the matter o' abortion be weighin' heavy on their minds, like a chest full o' gold doubloons!

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