The Booty Report

"Arrr! Five scallywags got blasted on the I-75 in Kentucky, says the landlubber's council! Blimey!"

2024-09-08

Arrr! Nine fine vessels took a beatin' from cannon fire on the I-75 sea lane, say the landlubbers! The poor scallywags be holdin’ steady, while the searchin’ for the ne’er-do-well be in full swing. Avast, what a jolly mess on the highway!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of the open road! Aye, on the treacherous stretch o' I-75, a band o' rascally miscreants took to their iron steeds, but not with the wind in their sails, nay! Instead, they was met with a volley o' gunfire, leavin' nine of their fine vessels riddled like a cheese grater!

The authorities, lookin' like a crew of landlubbers, be sayin' that the poor souls in them metal chariots be holdin' their own, stable as a ship in calm waters. But what a sight it must've been! Cars poppin' like cannonballs and folks shoutin' like banshees! And where be the scallywags responsible for this ruckus, ye ask? The hunt be afoot, as the brave sea dogs of the law scour the land for the ne'er-do-wells, hopin' to bring 'em to justice quicker than a sailor can down a tankard of grog.

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