Arrr! Trump and Harris be battlin' like scallywags in a stormy sea, neck 'n neck, says the ol' Times/Siena!
2024-09-08
Arrr, the scallywags be sayin' that Captain Trump still be holdin' his crew tight, while the landlubbers fret on the brink of battle, not knowin' where the fair lass Kamala be standin’. Aye, confusion be the true treasure here!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! A recent survey, savvy as a seasoned sailor, be revealin' that the scallywag Donald J. Trump still be holdin' strong to his crew's allegiance. Aye, the winds of favor still blow in his direction, like a fair breeze fillin' the sails of a sturdy ship!But lo and behold, as we approach the grand debate, the mateys be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' about the fair Kamala Harris. It seems the landlubbers be a bit foggy on her stance, like a ship lost in a thick mist! They be unsure if she be chartin’ a course toward treasure or if she’s simply adrift in the sea of political speak.