Arrr, Bernie be sayin’ Harris be tossin’ her radical treasure overboard to snatch the election's booty!
2024-09-08
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Bernie be sayin’ that Kamala be playin' the cunning sea fox, tossin’ her far-left treasures overboard to secure a fine victory in the election! Aye, pragmatic she be, but let’s hope she don’t forget her compass along the way!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the fine Sen. Bernie Sanders, who be called upon to weigh in on the curious case of Vice President Kamala Harris, who be shiftin’ her sails quicker than a ship in a storm! Once a stalwart o’ Medicare-For-All and a foe of frackin’, now she be tippin' her hat to more pragmatic shores as the November election draws nigh.When asked if she be abandonin’ her progressive ideals, Sanders replied, “Nay, matey! She be merely tryin’ to navigate the treacherous waters o’ electioneering!” Sounds like a fine excuse for a flip-flop, eh? Harris, tryin’ to keep her ship afloat, claims her values be steadfast, even as her policies dance about like a drunken sailor on deck.
She waxed poetic ‘bout the climate crisis and secure borders, but her recent change of course has raised more than a few eyebrows. Sanders, while sayin' their views differ, still sees her as a fellow progressive. He’s all for raisin’ the minimum wage and expandin’ Medicare, but it seems Harris be takin’ a more cautious tack.
As the debate with the notorious Trump approaches, one can’t help but wonder if she’ll hoist the Jolly Roger or sail under the flag of compromise. Arrr, the seas of politics be ever choppy! Savvy?