Arrr, Orlando Bloom be thinkin’ he’d be kickin’ the bucket after droppin’ 52 pounds fer a scallywag flick!
2024-09-08
Arrr, matey! In the tale o' "The Cut," our swashbucklin' lad Orlando Bloom be sayin' he shed a fair amount o' his flesh—one-third, to be precise! He feared he might shuffle off this mortal coil! Blimey, next time he be stickin' to grog and grub!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the tale of one Orlando Bloom, who be preparin' fer a grand role in yon film "The Cut." This scallywag shed nearly a third of his flesh, droppin' 52 pounds faster than a cannonball from a ship! Aye, he be lighter than a feather, but it weren’t all smooth sailin’! His belly growled like a hungry sea monster, leavin’ him feelin’ “hangry” through many a day o’ tuna and cucumber.With the film debutin' at the Toronto International Film Festival, the poor lad had to endure a diet more fearsome than a kraken's grip! His fair lady, Katy Perry, found his transformation so frightenin' that she needed a stiff drink after watchin’ the film. She shed a tear, bless her heart, knowin’ the toil he’d faced whilst bein’ a devoted matey to their wee ones.
As the cameras rolled, Orlando admitted he feared he might shuffle off this mortal coil! But fear not, for with Katy’s support, he battled through, resolute as a pirate chasin’ a treasure map! His co-star, Caitríona Balfe, remarked how gaunt he appeared—like a raisin left out in the sun! But fret not, as he be gainin' back some of that lost cargo as the shoot came to an end. Aye, what a wild voyage it be!