Arrr! The Harris crew be settin' sail to calm the storm o' debate before it even be brewin'!
2024-09-09
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Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for the tides be churning with news most curious! Tomorrow at the stroke of 9 p.m. ET, the grand debate be upon us, simulcast by Fox and ABC. Aye, don’t be missin’ it, or ye might be walkin’ the plank of ignorance! Learn more.The scallywags on Harris’ crew be tryin’ to soften their lass's chance o’ lookin’ like a daft landlubber before she even speaks! Continue reading …
Meanwhile, Democrats be concoctin’ a scheme to leave Biden’s mark upon the realm, hopin’ it holds up against the test of time. Continue reading …
And what’s this? Silent George W. be breakin’ his silence, ponderin’ who he might endorse, while the GOP be remindin’ the folk of Harris’ past words on school shootin’s! Continue reading …
As the debate looms, the seas are rife with rumors ‘n reckonin's! So, hoist yer sails and prepare for a stormy night o’ political bluster! Yarrr!