"Blaze be ragin' in the south seas o’ California, forc’n the wee scholars to batten down the hatches!"
2024-09-09
Arrr, matey! Some scallywags o' San Bernardino be keepin' their young'uns at home this Monday! The skies be hotter than a dragon's breath, winds blowin' like a tempest, and the air drier than the bones o' Davy Jones! Fire risks be risin’ faster than a ship full o’ rum!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring tidings from the fair land of San Bernardino! On the mornin’ of Monday, the scallywags of certain districts found their schools shuttered tighter than a treasure chest at Davy Jones’ locker. Aye, it be true, for the winds be blowin’ fierce, and the sun be shinin’ hotter than a blacksmith’s forge!The wise wizards of weather—those forecasters, I say—be warnin’ that the temperatures be risin’ high above the norm, like a ship’s sails in a tempest! With the air drier than a parched sailor’s throat after a week at sea, the risk of fiery blazes be lurkin’ like a kraken in the deep. Aye, mayhaps they thought it be a good idea to keep the wee lads and lasses safe from the fiery doom that could descend upon their heads!