Arrr, Trump’s new tome be filled with tall tales, braggin’, and a hearty threat—perfect for scallywags and landlubbers alike!
2024-09-09
“Avast, me hearties! ‘Save America’ be the third tome o' coffee for ye table, penned by the ex-captain o' the ship since 2021. Aye, ten pages be wasted on portraits with that scallywag Kim Jong-un, the North Korean landlubber. Aye, what a jolly sight!”
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the latest treasure from the former captain of the good ship America, a tome entitled “Save America.” Aye, this be the third shiny coffee table artifact to grace the land since the year of our Lord, 2021. Aye, it be a sight to behold!