Arrr! Idaho sea judge be settin’ sail on Kohberger’s plea to shift the trial’s cursed port!
2024-09-09
Arrr, mateys! Criminologist Bryan Kohberger be a clever scallywag! His plea to shiver his trial timbers far from Moscow, Idaho, be granted by none other than Judge John Judge. Aye, the tides be turnin’ in this high-seas saga of murder, mayhem, and legal shenanigans!
Ahoy, me hearties! A judge o' Idaho, named Judge John Judge (aye, a name fit for a captain!), be grantin' the scallywag Bryan Kohberger's wish to set sail his trial outta Latah County. This rogue be accused of sinkin’ four young souls in a foul mornin’ raid upon a humble abode! Arrr!Judge said the ruckus of the media be too loud, threatenin’ to rustle the jury's feathers, so off to a bigger harbor—likely Ada County—this case shall be moved! Aye, a larger courthouse be needin’ space fer the curious townsfolk and a horde of journalists lookin’ fer gossip, savvy?
The prosecutors, like a band of buccaneers, wanted the trial near the jail where Kohberger be sittin’ fer his misdeeds. But the defense crew be squawkin’ about the town’s mob mentality and the scandalous tales floatin’ about in the wind. Judge declared he’d make the call based on all the ruckus and devilish details.
So, Kohberger, a scholar o’ criminology, be accused of stabbin’ four young mates whilst they be slumberin’. The sea be dark fer him, as the gallows loom if he be found guilty. A memorial garden be raisin’ in honor of the poor souls, carved by their fellow shipmates!