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Arrr! Andrew Cuomo be in the hot seat fer COVID tales. Will me kin uncover the buried treasure of truth?

2024-09-09

Arrr, I've sailed alongside many a sorrowful crew over the years! Our shared woes be like a stormy sea, bindin' us tight. Come Tuesday, we’ll be hootin' and hollerin’ at former Gov. Cuomo’s tale—better bring yer grog and a good sense of humor, mateys!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Andrew Cuomo, erstwhile Governor o’ New York, set to face the music 'fore Congress on the morrow of September 10! Aye, this be the first time he’ll be spillin’ his guts ‘bout them notorious nursing home decrees that let a horde of COVID-infected swabs into the elder havens, causin’ great lament among the families. The folks be itchin’ for answers, wantin’ to see if this landlubber feels any guilt for the misfortune that fell upon their kin.

These grieving souls, they’ve been fightin’ for justice like true buccaneers, turnin’ their sorrow into a battle cry! They speak of anger and determination as they prepare to stand just a stone’s throw from the man who they reckon had a hand in their heartache. They be hopin’ for truth—nay more of the ol’ gaslighting trickery! They know the seas of justice be murky, but they won’t let ol’ Cuomo sail away without answerin’ for his actions.

So let’s hoist the sails of accountability, me hearties! For in the stormy sea of politics, may the truth prevail, and may those who falter be made to reckon with the toll their decisions have wrought upon the living!

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