Arrr, Kagan be spyin' dangers to our daily freedoms, not just the lady's choice o' the baby seas!
2024-09-09
Arrr, matey! The judge be squawkin' that the Supreme Court's thinkin' in the Dobbs affair be makin’ folks wonder if they can still nab some birth control or tie the knot with their sweethearts o’ different stripes! A fine mess, I say!
Avast ye hearty mateys! Gather 'round, for I’ve got a tale from the high seas of justice! A wise justice, like a cunning captain on an uncharted voyage, be spoutin' forth that the Supreme Court’s thinkin’ in the infamous Dobbs case be throwin' the compass of access to contraception into a tempestuous squall!Yarr, not just that, but the good justice be warnin’ that the sails of gay and interracial matrimony might also find themselves tossed about in the stormy waves of uncertainty! Aye, it be a ruckus on the deck, with all hands scurrying about like barnacles on a ship's hull, wonderin’ what this means for love and family on the horizon!
So here’s the rub, me hearties: if the high court be raisin’ questions like a raucous parrot squawkin’ in the crow’s nest, then we be needin’ to batten down the hatches and hold fast to our rights! Let us not let the winds of change blow us off course from the very treasures of love and health we be cherishin’! Yarrr, mayhap we’ll hoist the Jolly Roger and sail into calmer seas, where all can find their rightful place in the sun!