Arrr, the White House be swabbin’ the deck ‘gainst a scurvy tale o’ Biden’s hasty retreat from the Afghan seas!
2024-09-09
Arrr, the White House be standin' tall fer Captain Biden's dodgy sailin' out o' Afghanistan in the year of our Lord 2021! Even with a fierce report from the landlubber Republicans tryin' to haul him overboard! Aye, the waves be choppy, but the crew be holdin' fast!
Arrr, me hearties! The White House be fightin' back against a scallywag report from the GOP, claimin' President Biden's withdrawal from Afghanistan be naught but a chaotic mess. They be callin’ it a partisan piece of seaweed, sayin' it holds little new treasure.Rep. Mike McCaul, that Texas buccaneer, be disputin' the Captain Biden’s yarn about bein' shackled by Trump’s dealings with the Taliban, and he waves a flag that the State Department had no map to rescue our mates while cannons still roared! His parchment also highlights the failure to fend off terror threats that sent 13 brave sailors and many Afghans to Davy Jones' locker. Yarr, and the Taliban be sittin' pretty with heaps o' our gold and weaponry after our hasty retreat!
In response, Kirby, the White House’s mouthpiece, be defendin’ the captain's choices. He be sayin' the Taliban was already a fearsome crew when Biden took the helm, and that the previous captain cut a deal that left no good options. He declared there be no shenanigans or lies from the Biden crew during the withdrawal! So, hoist the sails and keep yer eyes sharp, for this political squall be far from over, me mateys!