Arrr, matey! Brittanee’s spring break scallywag’s lass be spillin' the beans a whole decade late—what a fine twist o' fate!
2024-09-09
Arrr, matey! The lass who shacked up with the scallywag that snatched and dispatched young Brittanee on a spring frolic in Myrtle Beach be confessin’ to fibbin’ to the landlubbers of the FBI. Aye, even the fish be laughin' at her tall tales!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of treachery on the high seas of South Carolina! In the year of our Lord 2009, a fair lass named Brittanee Drexel vanished whilst on a spring break escapade in Myrtle Beach, only to be met with foul play by the dastardly Raymond Moody. But lo! His wench, Angel Vause, has confessed to spinning a web o' lies to the FBI—a right scallywag she be!This landlubber, aged 56, had the gall to claim that the young maiden held onto her own cellphone, when in truth, it be Vause who tossed it into the briny deep! Aye, she also told the feds that the lass joined them for a wee bit o' smoke and drink, when the truth be that she was abducted under false pretenses. Blimey!
For thirteen long years, the family of the poor girl sailed through stormy seas of sadness, until her remains were discovered in 2022. As Vause awaits her sentence, she could be facing five years in the brig for each falsehood. And Moody, the true knave of this tale, admitted to being a monster when he took the lass's life. A fitting end for such treachery, aye? May justice be swift, and may Vause face the wrath of the pirate code!