"Ye undecided landlubbers of Pennsyltucky be beggin' Harris to spill the beans, not just blowin' smoke! Arrr!"
2024-09-09
Arrr, the landlubbers in Philadelphia be scratchin' their heads at Vice President Kamala Harris! They be demandin' more than just sweet talkin'—they be wantin' policies as solid as Davy Jones' locker! Give 'em the goods, or they’ll be settin' sail for another captain!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout the fine folks in Pennsylvania, them undecided voters, aye! They be clamorin’ fer some solid policies from Vice President Kamala Harris at the recent debate, wishin’ to know how she be differin’ from Captain Biden, the captain of the ship she sails on!Majesty Moreland, a lass with a keen eye, be wantin’ Harris to lay out her plans for the Black community, not just tossin’ around empty words like a scallywag tossin’ a coin. “Give us the meat, lass!” she demands, “not just tales of treasure!” The crew be excited to see Harris, but they don’t want no flimflam, just good ol’ policies that'll help their lot.
Another matey, Neil Stolar, be considerin’ throwin’ his lot in with Harris, but he warns if she flounders, he might just vote against the dreaded Trump instead! Aye, it be a curious game of politics, with each sailor hopin’ fer clear seas and fair winds in their decision makin’!
Pennsylvania be a key battleground, and the winds of change be blowin’! Harris be needin’ to tighten her sails and show the crew she’s not just a ghost ship adrift, but a captain ready to steer 'em to better shores! Yarrr, let the debate be a jolly good show!