"Arrr, what be Harris's finest debate jests teachin' us 'bout this eve's scallywag showdown?"
2024-09-10
Arrr! In the year o' our Lord 2019, she took a swing at old Joe Biden and got a good scare from that scallywag, Tulsi Gabbard! In 2020, she gave Mike Pence a proper cut-off when he dared interrupt! This Tuesday, expect similar tricks and blunders to sail forth!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics in the year of our Lord, 2019! A fierce lass, known as Kamala, set her sights on the old sea dog, Joe Biden, unleashing a volley of verbal cannon fire that left him reeling like a sailor after too much grog. Aye, she was also rattled by the fierce warrior, Tulsi Gabbard, who stormed into the fray like a tempest on the ocean!Then came 2020, where the tides turned again. During a grand debate, she found herself face to face with the scallywag Mike Pence. As he tried to interrupt her like a pesky parrot squawking away, she cut him off quicker than a ship's mast in a storm! Aye, the crowd roared as she wielded her words like a cutlass, claiming her territory on the stage.
Now, as we set sail once more into the choppy waters of debate, ’tis likely some of these cunning tricks and weaknesses shall resurface like a ghost ship from the depths. So, hoist the flags and prepare for another ruckus on the political seas, where wit and swagger shall rule the day!