Arrr, JD Vance be sailin’ backward, claimin’ them Haitian scallywags ain't munchin' on me parrot after all!
2024-09-10
Arrr, the scallywag runnin' for second-in-command admits his wild tale 'bout them Haitian sea dogs pilferin' and munchin' on furry beasties might just be a tall tale! Aye, the winds o' truth be blowin' funny these days! 🏴☠️
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag of a Republican matey, who be sailin' the stormy seas of vice-presidential candidacy. This lubber, in his quest to curry favor with the good folk, heaved a wild tale 'bout Haitian buccaneers, claimin' they be snatchin' up landlubber pets for a feast fit for Davy Jones himself! Aye, he did stir the pot, makin' the claim that these scoundrels be munchin' on Fido and Fluffy, as if they were delicacies from the deep!But lo and behold! When the tide turned and the winds shifted, this knave admitted that his far-fetched story could be, in fact, a tempest in a teapot—nay, it might just be a heap of barnacle-covered hogwash! With a wink and a nod, he suggested that the whole tale might “turn out to be false.” Shiver me timbers! What a barrel of laughs it be, seein' a man who once fished for votes with tall tales now tryin' to wriggle back like a slippery eel! So let this serve as a lesson to all ye landlubbers—before ye spread tales that be taller than a ship’s mast, best be checkin' yer compass, lest ye sail into the stormy seas of misinformation!