Arrr, Piers Morgan be squawkin' like a parrot 'bout them liberals lovin' Cheney's nod to Harris: 'Utterly daft, matey!'
2024-09-10
Arrr, matey! Piers Morgan aboard the Fox ship be chattin' with the crew o' "Fox & Friends." He be spoutin' tales o' Liz and Dick Cheney settin' sail with Kamala Harris, betrayin' their own code just to skirmish with the ol' captain, Donald Trump! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the curious case of the Cheneys and their peculiar dalliance with the illustrious Kamala Harris. Piers Morgan, a true scallywag of the Fox Nation, be wonderin' how the mighty Darth Cheney, once dubbed the foulest villain of Hollywood, now be endorsin' a lefty lass like Harris! What kind of black magic be this?Ye see, Morgan be claimin' that the libs have gone completely bonkers, sufferin' from what he dubs “Trump derangement syndrome.” Aye, it seems the Cheneys be throwin' their principles overboard just to steer clear of Trump’s ship, which be sailin’ centerward in the polls, while Harris be driftin' further left than a ship lost at sea.
And lo! Liz Cheney, once a bright star of the GOP, now be raisin' her flag for Harris, claimin' the danger of Trump be too dire to ignore. Aye, how the tides have turned! With a wink and a nod, she says her vote be for the radical liberal, whom she once called a lefty pirate herself. So, here we be, witnessin' a grand spectacle of hypocrisy on the high seas of politics, where even the fiercest buccaneers can lose their way! Arrr!