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Arrr! Tulsi beamin' how she plundered Kamala's arguments like a treasure map in the 2019 debate! Avast!

2024-09-10

Arrr, on the morn of Monday, the fair Tulsi Gabbard spun a yarn 'bout how she took on the mighty Vice President Kamala Harris in a raucous debate back in the wild seas of 2019! Aye, it be a tale of wit and words worthy of a pirate’s laugh!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye of a grand hullabaloo from the seas of politics! Tulsi Gabbard, a fierce lass, hoisted the sails and called out Vice President Kamala Harris during a debate in the year of our Lord 2019. She be claimin’ that Harris was treated softer than a sea sponge by the media and her fellow candidates, none daring to question her past as a prosecutor! Blimey!

Gabbard, with the spirit of a true buccaneer, pointed out how Harris had tossed hundreds o’ souls into the brig for puffin’ on the devil’s lettuce, then laughed like a scallywag when asked if she herself had partaken. “Hypocrisy!” she bellowed like a cannon blast, claimin’ that Harris sang the praises of bein’ a prosecutor without any scrutiny of her record.

Now, as the tides of debate rise again, Gabbard be warnin’ that ol’ Trump has a fine opportunity to unleash a broadside against Harris, remindin’ the crew of her true colors from the last four years! Aye, she’s been preppin’ him at Mar-a-Lago, steerin’ him to the truth amidst the storm of lies. So, hoist the flags and prepare fer a raucous clash of words, for the seas of political discourse be churnin’ with tempestuous waters!

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