The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, those Democrats be treatin' Black folk like landlubbers, and ye won't believe the latest jest they be pullin'!

2024-09-10

Arrr, matey! The landlubbers in California be cookin' up a scheme to toss a treasure o’ $150,000 to migrants fer a house! I be wonderin’ if me scallywags could use a piece o’ that booty too! Avast, what a jolly jest!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale from the California seas, where the landlubbers be tryin’ to hand over treasure to scallywags crossin’ the southern border! Aye, the Democrats be pushin’ a bill, AB 1840, to give a whopping $150,000 to them illegal migrants fer their first homes. But blimey! Governor Newsom threw a cannonball at it and vetoed the whole scheme!

Now, I be thinkin’ of me trusty crew at Project H.O.O.D. in Chicago, who toil like true sailors but can’t even afford a ship of their own. Meanwhile, the state doles out gold to those new aboard, while hard-workin’ folk be left high and dry. What kind of message be this to those savin’ their doubloons for the American Dream?

This here business be ironic, indeed! The Democratic Party be claimin’ to champion the Black folks, yet they be playin’ us like fiddles! They promise reparations that vanish quicker than a ghost ship, then turn 'round to hand out treasures to newcomers instead of lendin’ a hand to those who’ve weathered the storm.

So, I ask ye: where be the help for our own? This be a tale of betrayal, a pirate’s lament, and the call for our kin to wake up and take the helm of their own destiny. Ye must respect yerselves and chart a course for true leadership, lest we find ourselves adrift in a sea of deception!

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