The Booty Report

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Arrr, Matt Damon, De Niro, and that landlubber Oprah be scallywags bandin' together fer Harris's treasure hunt!

2024-09-10

Arrr, matey! The golden-haired swabs o' Hollywood be hoisting their sails for coin, helpin' our fair Vice President Kamala Harris! With naught but a handful o' sunsets left, she be needin' treasure from these starry buccaneers to keep her ship afloat! Avast, let the fundraising shenanigans commence!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the high seas of Hollywood, where the stars be shinin' brighter than the North Star on a clear night. 'Tis the season o' fund-raisers, and the famed buccaneers of film be hoistin' their sails to help out our fair Vice President, Kamala Harris. Aye, she be in a bit o' a pickle, with not much time in her treasure chest to captain the grand soirées herself!

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