Arrr, matey! A scallywag got himself shot near the City Hall, just before the captains' debate! What a jolly mess!
2024-09-10
Arrr, matey! A landlubber got himself banged up, and we’ve snagged a scallywag after a ruckus on the SEPTA plank in the heart of Center City, right ‘fore the presidential squabble! Talk about a jolly good time, eh? All hands on deck for the debate!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round for a tale from the bustling streets of Philly, where a ruckus erupted upon the SEPTA platform, just as the sun dipped low on a fine Tuesday! A scuffle broke out near Market and 15th, and before ye could say “walk the plank,” bang! A poor soul took a hit and was whisked off to Jefferson Hospital like a ship in a tempest, though the winds of fate kept their condition shrouded in mystery!Word from the galleons of the news be that a scuffle turned sour, and shots rang out quicker than a cannon blast. The local lawmen, ever vigilant, snagged the scallywag responsible and tossed ‘em in the brig. Meanwhile, the air be thick with anticipation, as the illustrious presidential debate loomed, with the likes of former Captain Trump and Lady Harris set to parley just a stone's throw away at the National Constitution Center!
SEPTA, bless their souls, announced the trains resumed their merry voyages after the ruckus, though one station lay closed, caught in the hullabaloo of politics. So hoist yer sails, me hearties, and steer clear of trouble, for the city be lively, and the pirates of the debate be ready to spar!