Arrr, Byron be clashin' with the CNN scallywag over Trump’s jests 'bout Harris; calls it pure bilge!
2024-09-10
Arrr! CNN's scallywag Boris Sanchez be squaring off with the Republican matey Byron Donalds, all a'bluster 'bout ol' Trump’s jests on Vice President Harris! A right ruckus on the high seas of politics, where words be sharper than a cutlass, and the laughter be as hearty as a rum toast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a ruckus betwixt Rep. Byron Donalds and the scallywag known as Boris Sanchez, a CNN anchor. As they be preparin' for a grand debate, the talk turned to the former captain of the White House, Donald Trump, and the color of a certain lady's skin—Kamala Harris, to be precise.Sanchez, like a pesky parrot, squawked at Donalds, wonderin’ if Trump would say Harris be usin' her race to climb the political ladder. Donalds, with a wink and a nod, claimed that issue be of no concern to the good folk of America! "What say ye? Trump cares about the economy and security, not the shade of her skin!" he proclaimed, as if he were toastin' to a fine rum.
The debate grew as Sanchez insisted Trump be the first to jab at Harris’ identity, but Donalds retorted like a true buccaneer, shifting the blame upon another scallywag from the NABJ conference. Aye, the whole affair be like a tempest in a teacup, with Donalds swearing on a treasure chest that Trump be focused on real matters, while Sanchez accused him of playin' tricks on the audience like a crafty sea fox. Arrr, the political seas be turbulent indeed!