The Booty Report

"Arrr! The Defense Secretary be playin' games with a plea deal in the 9/11 hullabaloo. Or be it a trick?"

2024-09-11

Arrr, me hearties! The latest squabble in the never-endin' hangin' saga at Guantánamo Bay be stirrin' the pot like a drunk parrot! Will they swing the axe or just tickle 'em with a feather? Stay tuned fer this high seas drama, where justice be as fishy as a day-old catch!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the latest squabble in the never-endin' saga of the death-penalty case at yon Guantánamo Bay! Aye, ‘tis a tale as twisty as a sailor’s knot, where justice be as elusive as a treasure map that leads to naught but seaweed!

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