"Arrr! The finest five jests from the Trump-Harris duel, plus all the gossip worth a pirate's ear!"
2024-09-11
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Avast ye landlubbers! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn about the grand debate o' the year, where the raucous Trump and the sharp-tongued Harris clashed like two ships in a stormy sea! Trump, bold as a buccaneer, be claimin’ he took a “bullet to the head” from the left, whilst Harris threw jabs that had the crowd cheerin’ and jeerin’ alike!After the ruckus, the captain o' the ship, Trump, be ponderin’ a rematch, and his matey, Taylor Swift, declared her loyalty to Harris quicker than a seagull snatchin’ a chip! Meanwhile, the moderators were likened to fierce krakens for fact-checkin’ Trump five times, leavin’ his crew in a fury!
But Nay! There be tributes to the brave swabs lost on 9/11, as both candidates sailed to New York to pay their respects, even amidst the chaos of the debate. Social media erupted like a cannon blast, with some callin’ the whole spectacle “phony and rehearsed.”
So, grab yer grog and join the merry band of voters as they navigate these treacherous political waters! For in this grand tale of political treasure, the true gold be the humor and jests shared on the high seas of debate!