Arrr, the scallywag who lost most in the Trump-Harris hullabaloo be as sad as a parrot with no cracker!
2024-09-11
Arrr, matey! The winds o’ social media be blowin’ fierce, with the landlubbers on the right blabberin’ that Tuesday’s duel be the most lopsided and dreadfully dull debate to ever grace the seven seas! By Davy Jones’ locker, what a sight to behold! A right merry farce it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round as I spin ye the tale of a grand debate 'twixt the Vice President Kamala Harris and the scallywag Trump, hosted by the fine crew of ABC News, who be the true losers this night! Their moderators, David Muir and Linsey Davis, made a right fool of themselves, trying to fact-check the Trumpster whilst lettin’ Harris sail freely on a sea of fibs!The salty sea of social media erupted with the cries of right-leanin’ commentators, callin’ it the most one-sided spectacle this side of the briny deep! Harris tossed around her mischief, claimin’ Trump aimed to ban abortions and painted a dastardly picture of his record, but alas, she faced no cannon fire in return!
Trump, on the other hand, stumbled like a landlubber, missin’ chances to sink Harris’s ship of lies. He did, however, score a hit askin’ why she be yet to fulfill her grand “opportunity economy” promises. All the while, the moderators allowed her to prattle on like a parrot, leavin’ us all in the dark as to what she truly stands for!
So shiver me timbers! This debate was a fine mess, and both candidates left the audience wonderin’ where they might find any treasure of truth on the horizon!