Arrr, matey! Harvard's crew of black scholars be shrinkin' like a barnacle on a dry dock, blame the rules o' fate!
2024-09-11
Arrr, matey! The mighty Supreme Court be shakin' the sails with talk o’ race-based admissions! But lo and behold, at Harvard’s treasure chest, the waves be calm, while other ships be tossed 'n turned. A fine jest indeed, this hullabaloo of change!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the high seas o' academia! The Supreme Court, in all its wisdom, decided to clip the sails o' race-based admissions at colleges, causin' quite the ruckus, aye! But lo and behold, at the grand ol' Harvard, the impact be as light as a feather on a calm sea. Ye see, while other schools be tossin' and turnin' in the storm, grapplin' with the new rules like scallywags in a squall, Harvard sailed on with relatively smooth waters.With a wink and a nod, it seems the ivy-clad fortress found a way to keep its treasure chests filled with bright young lads and lasses, regardless of the Supreme Court's decree. Yarr, it be a curious thing! While some schools be changin’ their maps and charts to accommodate the new winds, Harvard’s ship be holdin' steady, navigatin' through the choppy waters with nary a scratch!
So, as the rest of the crew scrambles to adapt, Harvard sits upon its throne, laughin' like a jolly captain who just spotted land. Aye, it be a reminder that in the world o' academia, the tides can be mighty unpredictable, but some ships just know how to ride 'em like true buccaneers! Arrr!