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Arrr, Harris be causin' a ruckus on the seas o' social media, claimin' a trusty cannon be hers!

2024-09-11

Arrr, mateys! Democratic lass Kamala Harris be claimin' she be wieldin' a cannon o' her own in the debate against that old sea dog Trump! The news sent the scallywags on social media into a tizzy, like a parrot spooked by a thunderstorm! Avast, what a hullabaloo!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' political squall on the high seas o' debate! Vice President Kamala Harris, a lass of curious claims, surprised the crew on social media by revealin' she and her first mate, Governor Tim Walz, be proud gun owners. Arrr, what a twist!

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