Arrr, matey! With these Biden-Harris schemes, the chance of another 9/11 be risin' like a ship on the tide!
2024-09-11
Arrr, matey! As we toast to the 23rd year since that foul Sept. 11 mischief, I be thinkin’ the chances of a second strike be risin’ like the tide, all thanks to the Biden-Harris crew! Avast, keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer eyes peeled!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the troubles brewin' on the high seas of international politics. Last December, the head o' the FBI, that Wray scallywag, proclaimed to Congress that he'd ne'er seen such a hullabaloo of threats against our fair nation. He said it was like a ship in stormy waters, with "blinking lights everywhere," akin to the dark tales of yore when the system was a-blinkin' red.Now, as we mark the 23rd anniversary of that fateful day when 2,977 souls were lost, it seems the tides of danger be risin' again, thanks to the bumblin' crew o' the Biden-Harris ship. These landlubbers have left our shores less safe, and their sails have emboldened foes, like the pesky Iranians who’ve launched attacks with the audacity of a pirate plundering treasure.
With over 230 attacks on our brave forces in 2023 alone, it seems the seas be choppy, and the Houthi rascals are spillin' oil like a drunken sailor. The Biden-Harris crew be givin' treasure to terrorists, and it stings worse than a jellyfish sting! So hoist the sails and batten down the hatches, for the winds of misfortune blow strong as we chart these treacherous waters.