"Ahoy! The cap'ns of the vote be shoutin’ at the mail crew ’bout their ballot blunders, arrr!"
2024-09-11
Arrr, me hearties! Both the Democratic and Republican swabs be squawkin' 'bout poor souls missin' their chance to cast a vote, as ballots be driftin' late like a ship lost at sea! Aye, ‘tis a scandal on the high seas of democracy!
Arrr matey, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the land o' elections, where the seas o' democracy be treacherous and fraught with peril! It be a curious tale indeed, for both the Democratic and Republican secretaries o' state be hoistin' their flags in unison, raisin' a ruckus 'bout ballots goin’ awry, like ships lost at sea! Aye, they’ve found that some poor souls be robbed of their rightful voice, as their votes be stranded on distant shores, never to reach the hallowed halls of decision makin'.