The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, young Josh Brolin beheld a knave get chomped by a lion whilst frolickin' on a wild beast's lair!

2024-09-11

Arrr! The scallywag Josh Brolin spun a yarn 'bout his matron, who wrangled beasties on their wild ranch. He be recallin' how at the tender age of 8, he was set to scrub cages and toss grub to a howlin' wolf! Blimey, what a jolly upbringing!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a yarn about the infamous Josh Brolin, a lad who be touchin' the wild side of life! This scallywag, known for his rollickin' role in "The Goonies," hails from a ranch in Paso Robles, where his late mother, a fierce lady of 5-foot-2, be collectin' all manner of beasties—big cats, wolves, and even bears! Aye, she was as bold as a pirate with no fear of the sea!

In a recent chat upon the waves of a podcast, Brolin spun a tale of his mother, who had a voice deep enough to shake the timbers of a ship! She was known to rescue creatures that'd been smuggled from the wild, mendin' their wounds and settlin' scores with their captors. One fine day, she commanded a poor lad named Bud to feed a lion that was misbehavin'—a sight that befit a grand adventure!

As Bud approached the lion, he was made to show the beast how to eat—head in the bowl and all! But lo and behold, the lion thought differently, and Bud found himself in a right pickle as those fangs sunk into his thigh. Amidst the chaos, Brolin's mother could only wheeze with laughter while shoutin', "Don’t move!" Aye, what a family! From wranglin' wild beasts to playin' the role of a lifetime—Brolin’s journey be a treasure trove of madcap tales!

Read the Original Article