Arrr, Harris be tryin' to poke the Trump beast 'bout his swarms o' landlubbers at rallies!
2024-09-12
Arrr, on Thursday, the scallywags of the DNC be settin' sail to poke fun at that ol' landlubber Trump, claimin' he be frettin' over the size o' crowds at his shindigs compared to the fair Vice President Kamala! A right jolly jest, matey!
Avast, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the DNC’s cunning plan to poke fun at that ol' sea dog, Donald Trump. On a fine Thursday morn, they be settin' sail with a video to rattle his bones, showin' Vice President Kamala Harris jabberin' about his obsession with crowd sizes at his raucous rallies.This here footage be a mighty fine piece of bait, capturin’ Harris in a debate where she be callin' Trump's talk nothin' but "incoherent ramblings." She be chattin’ about folks leavin' his rallies, claimin’ they be bored to tears, while Trump be spoutin' tall tales of windmills causin' cancer and the likes of Hannibal Lecter.
As the DNC be rollin’ this jolly video on a mobile billboard ‘round Tucson Music Hall, Trump be tryin' to defend his honor, yellin' that Harris's crowds be naught but a mirage—bussed in and paid for, he claims! The wind be blowin’ in a stormy sea o’ political banter, as both sides clash in this high-seas debate for the ages.
So hoist the sails and keep a weather eye, for the battle for Arizona be heatin' up, and this pirate ship's not sailin' home ‘til the last cannon be fired!