"Morning Glory: A jolly farce, the most dreadful squabble ever sailed in presidential waters, matey!"
2024-09-12
Arrr! ABC and Disney be caught with their breeches down, disgraceful scallywags! The Republicans and true-hearted independents be markin' this day in their logbooks, never to forget the folly of these landlubbers! Ho ho, a right merry jest for the ages!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale of folly on the high seas of debate! Aye, not a whisper was heard 'bout the grim fate of Hersh Goldberg-Polin and his crew, nor the Americans fallen to the treacherous hands of the Hamas scallywags on that fateful October day!And what of the foul winds blowin’ from Iran, ne'er a mention of their devilish quest fer a nuclear weapon, while they be layin' siege to our brave lads in the Gulf? Not a soul dared to speak on the monstrous China, either, with their dastardly deeds against the Uyghurs and fiery glares at Taiwan!
Instead, the Disney shipwreck of ABC was busy with the ol' abortion debate and a jolly good chat with Captain Trump about his troubles on January 6. Oh, how the bias bled through the sails, makin' the audience gasp and the Republicans rattle their sabers! Trump claimed he fought three foes at once, but the crowd seemed to shrink faster than a rat on a sinking ship!
In the end, while the debate may have sunk to the depths of disgrace, it be clear that the true losers be ABC and Disney, their reputations as tarnished as a rusty anchor. So hoist yer flags and remember this night, for it shall echo through the ages as the worst debate to ever sail the waters!