Arrr, Kamala be tryin' to sail both seas o' crime! No wonder the crew feels like landlubbers in danger!
2024-09-12
Arrr, Kamala be speakin’ of school shootin’s like a sailor frettin’ o’er a leaky barrel! But when she calls it an "epidemic of gun violence," it be soundin’ as empty as a treasure chest after a scallywag’s visit! Aye, she be needin' a stronger compass for her words!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout Vice President Kamala Harris, who be strayin' from her well-crafted script to lament a tragic school shootin’ in Winder, Georgia. With a heart heavy as a ship’s anchor, she bellowed it be a “senseless tragedy,” sayin’ parents fear their wee ones won’t return from school. Blimey, she even called for an end to this “epidemic of gun violence!”But ho! A ruckus brews, fer the good Vice President's words be soundin’ hollow to some. Critics be wonderin’ if she be truly concerned or merely usin’ the sorrowful tales of school shootings to poke at the conservatives. They be askin’ whether crime be down or if we be truly in the midst of an epidemic. It seems the good Captain Harris be navigatin' treacherous waters, caught ‘twixt her allies’ chatter and the cries of the public.
She calls fer action, yet many point to the daily violence on city streets that be oft ignored. Aye, if there be an epidemic of school shootings, then surely there be a storm of troubles on the streets too! So, dear Kamala, consider revisin' yer sails—er, policies—before the tides turn against ye! Arrr!