Arrr, Biden-Harris be givin' the cold shoulder to them Latin landlubbers tryin' to mend the border breach, ha!
2024-09-12
Arrr, matey! Instead o' rescuin' Guatemala, the Biden-Harris crew be makin' a right mess o' this wee but mighty ally! 'Tis like tryin' to sail a ship with a hole in the hull—funnier than a barnacle on a seagull, but a sight more trouble!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of Vice President Kamala Harris and her quest to "save" Guatemala’s democracy, a yarn spun by Foreign Policy magazine whilst ye weren’t payin' heed. But lo and behold, the former chieftain of Guatemala, Alejandro Giammattei, spins a different tale, one of treachery and woe!Instead of bein' a savior, Harris treated Giammattei like a scallywag in need of a good scolding. When he offered to close the southern border to halt the migration flooding into the U.S., the Biden crew gave him a right cold shoulder, ignoring his pleas like a pirate ignore a parley.
They favored Marxist mates like Lula of Brazil, while givin’ the boot to pro-American allies like Giammattei, who simply wanted a fair deal. With U.S. officials in cahoots with local mischief-makers, it be no wonder the Guatemalan seas be as chaotic as a kraken’s wake!
In the end, ol’ Harris and her crew basked in the glory of "democratic wins," while truly makin’ a mess of things. Nay, the best way to promote democracy be respectin' local leaders, not tryin' to overhaul the whole ship! So here’s to the pirates of politics, always on the hunt for a treasure that be rightfully theirs!