Arrr, New Hampshire be makin' voters jump through hoops, like a scallywag tryin' to dance on a ship's deck!
2024-09-12
Arrr, matey! The law be sayin’ ye need a mugshot to swab the deck o' votes, and first-timers must prove they ain't just landlubbers! But fret not, ‘tis all on hold till after the November hullabaloo! Aye, what a merry farce!
Aye, gather 'round me hearties! Let me spin ye a yarn 'bout a new law that be makin’ waves in the land o' ballots! It seems the scallywags in charge want to put a wee bit more riggin’ on the ol’ voting ship. From now on, ye can’t just swagger up to the polls without a shiny piece of photo identification, savvy?That’s right, ye buccaneers! No more slinkin’ in like a sneaky sea rat! And for those greenhorns settin’ their sights on the hallowed ballot for the first time, they be demandin' proof o’ citizenship, as if ye be some kind o’ landlubber! It’s like sayin’ ye can't join the crew unless ye show yer treasure map first!
But hold onto yer hats, me hearty! This law don’t be weighin’ anchor until after the November elections, so ye got a wee bit of time to prepare yer papers and polish yer ID. Just remember, when ye be headin’ to the polls, don’t forget to bring more than just yer parrot and a bottle o’ rum! Arrr, may the winds be ever in yer favor, and may ye never forget to look like a proper pirate when castin’ yer vote!