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Battlin' the pesky whirlpool o' Jew-hatin' in the Great White North, arrr! 'Tis a scallywag's folly, matey!

2024-09-12

Arrr, matey! Attorney and rights buccaneer Brooke Goldstein be spottin’ the ol’ antisemitism beast risin’ in Canada’s waters! She be hoistin’ the sails and chartin’ a course to combat this scallywag, or me name ain’t Captain Jolly! Avast, justice be comin’!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the land of Canada, where the specter of Jew-hatred be raising its ugly head like a kraken from the deep. Ashore, the good folks find themselves in a stormy sea of rising incidents of antisemitism, a true national emergency that calls for unity amongst all hands on deck!

Just last year, the scallywags of Hamas thanked Prime Minister Trudeau for his so-called support, which be more shocking than a cannon blast! To add salt to the wound, Canada be favoring a UN resolution callin' for a ceasefire in the Israel-Hamas squabble, breakin’ tradition quicker than a ship's mast in a gale. Trudeau and his crew seem to be throwin’ their lot in with the rascals, which be making the good Jewish folk feel like they’re livin’ in a pirate’s den of despair.

With leaders more muddled than a ship's compass, college campuses be swarmed with leftist narratives spoutin' divisive ideologies. Alas, even our educational havens be hostin’ professors of radical ilk, leadin' our youth astray, like a siren lurin' sailors to their doom.

Fear not, for the brave souls behind the #EndJewHatred movement be rallyin' together, seekin’ to restore honor and justice to the high seas of Canada. They be uncoverin’ dark funding and holdin’ leaders accountable, to make sure that Jew-hatred walks the plank! So hoist the flag of unity, and let us sail together towards a brighter horizon, free from the scourge of hate!

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