Ahoy! We be beggin' the high court to grant lasses a fair shot at sportin' glory, ye scallywags!
2024-09-13
Ahoy, me hearties! Once more, the lasses be told to grin and hold their tongues whilst the lads sail off with our trophies, leavin' naught but dust in their wake! Aye, ‘tis a right jolly jest, watchin’ ‘em steal the wind from our sails! Arrr!
In the fair land of Idaho, the mighty legislature passed a law to keep the girlie games for the lasses. But lo and behold! The ACLU, like a crafty sea serpent, struck down their efforts, leaving many a fair maiden to fend off burly lads in their sports. Lainey, a captain of her crew, felt the sting of unfair competition, while Madi raced against a lad who once ruled the boys' realm!
Now, as our fair ship sails toward justice, we be joining forces to defend those laws, petitioning the highest court to restore order to our brawls. We yearn for the day when little lasses can dream of being the next Simone Biles without fear of facing a behemoth opponent. If we let this unfair tide roll in, the dreams of young girls shall be dashed upon the rocks!
So, hoist the sails and let our voices be heard! For when ye let fairness falter, we all be walkin’ the plank! Arrr!