GREG GUTFELD: Them Democrats be spinnin' tales till dawn, but they can't swab away the scars, arrr!
2024-09-12
Arrr, me hearties! The crew aboard the 'Gutfeld!' ship be chattin' 'bout the scallywags who can’t make up their minds! They be scratchin' their noggins after Vice President Kamala Harris took the stage at the ABC Debate, like a parrot tryin' to squawk a tune! Ahoy, what a sight!
Ahoy mateys! A ruckus be eruptin' over the recent debate, where the cat-loving liberals be hootin' and hollerin' like scallywags who found treasure! The Fancy Feast makers be givin’ it five stars, and Purina be throwin’ in two paws up. Media scallywags be claimin' Kamala won, but with their heads so far up her arse, they can be seein’ what she had for breakfast! 'Twas like watchin' a landlubber hit a T-ball—an accomplishment, aye, but not much to brag about.Now, our fair lady didn't pull a Biden, thank the seas! She just needed to keep her wits about her and avoid shoutin' nonsense. The strategy of baitin' Trump worked like a charm, lad. With the moderators in her corner, she rattled off hoaxes like a barmaid with too much rum. But, alas, the voters be a fickle lot, and even after the media's cheers, they felt more inclined to back Trump.
Many a voter grumbled about her vague answers and the dire state of the economy, like a ship lost in fog. They be rememberin' her as the VP during the inflation storm, and their hearts be leanin’ toward the one who made their wallets lighter. So, who be Kamala, ye ask? A mystery wrapped in a riddle, me hearties, and the pundits be clueless as ever! Arrr!