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"Arrr! Four jolly tricks fer Trump to hoist his odds to a mighty 96% win, savvy?"

2024-09-13

Arrr, me hearties! The fate o' the election may hinge on but a handful o' scallywags in Pennsylvania! Four trinkets might sway their minds, but one be a memory they won't be shakin' off anytime soon! Grab yer grog and prepare for a jolly good show!

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